EGGS DAY 6

Notice: two eggs were sacrificed to cousins on Easter. There are now 123 eggs, not 125.

#65: BANANA THROWING MONKEY

This monkey has a banana peel (that is orange, oddly), which can sit in his left hand. Then you push down on his right hand he throws it. It's hard to make the banana sit in his hand though, there isn't really a good spot to make it sit in.

#66 & 67: MORE COUNTRY HAND STAMPS

Even more of these fucking stamps. At least I almost have a complete set.

#68: TANTRUMING TURTLE

A turtle who, as you push him along, will lift his head up and slam it back on the ground over and over in frustration.

#69: PILGRIM / WATCH RACECAR DRIVER

When you think of who would likely be in a racecar, a witch is pretty low on the list. But, here she is. The witch part (really, a flat piece of plastic with a sticker of a witch on it) slides inbetween the front bumper and the main chasis of the car, and it is designed so that if the bumper pushes into something it will eject the driver. Because, you know, if you tap into something with your bumper, it is a really good safety system to be ejected out of the car.

#70: PINK FOX

foxes are not meant to be labor animals

there no reason for him to be dragging cart

he only smiling because he knows no other life

let fox run free

#71: SPINNY HERMIT CRAB

The top part has a button you can press that shoots out the hermit crab part and he will spin around. Make your home in a conch shell or something if you don't want to be spun around like a top, buddy. Your spiral spell is perfect for spinning.

#72: SMUG SNOWBOARDER

Works the same way as the sledding guy from before, he can fold up and be put into that building and then shot out and he'll move a little way. But damn, look how smug that guy is. He can snowboard and doesn't give a fuck.

#73: PORKINS

X-Wing pilot in egg form. The blue part in the back is half of the capsule he came in. This isn't quite an X-Wing, though, but maybe a training version or an X-Wing toy you pay a quarter to ride.

#74: RUBBERY ALIEN REDUX

Rubber alien. Supposed to bounce. Doesn't bounce. He's a duplicate of one I got already. Okay.

#75: SPINNY ALIEN

Yet another kinder egg toy that spins. This one is a top that operates not by spinning it, but by pulling the string and dropping it real quick. It spins pretty well.