EGGS DAY 9

I noticed I messed up numbering when I had some multiple toys in one pic in the last post so I fixed it. More egg.

#99 & 100: TWO COOL DINOS

Two cool dinosaurs just hanging out. The T-Rex's tail will move when you push his head down, and the other dude (stegosaurus I'm pretty sure, I used to know all of the dinosaur names but then I left 4th grade) has a head that can move left and right. The T-Rex also came with some really helpful information:

You might ask why it says "Tyrannosaurus Rex" when it is a German toy. Well, that's because Tyrannosaurus Rex is the scientific name of the animal as well as the popular name, and so it is in Latin and is written in Latin all the time so scientists can communicate with each other no matter what country they're from, you dumb fucking idiot

#101: LOUNGIN' DUDES

Two guys relaxing. Again, two toys but they came in one egg so they count as one. Like the other one in this set, they can soak up light and then you can take them to a dark place and they'll glow for a little while.

#102: RACE TOP

A top, although not the same kind as all of the other tops I've gotten from Kinder Eggs. But check out that close up. Remember that pilgrim/witch racer lady?

Yeah, that was another toy I got earlier, and now she is on a top. Kinder Kontinuity.

#103 & 104: SLEDDER AND SNOWBOARDER REDUX

theyre guys and you can put em in the thing and press it and they shoot out and the picture is blurry and the one toy isnt all in the frame but its a redux and i dont care and ldjasa alright you get it everybody gets it its great

#105: DIFFERENT BANANA THROWING MONKEY

Very similar to another toy, but he is a different color and has a goofy face with only two teeth. More will grow in soon, though.

#106: YAWNING TREANT

Being a treant is boring as hell. Basically you stand around pretending to be a tree, and eventually someone will come near you and you surprise them that you are more sentient than they assumed. Now, I know treants live way longer than humans and so they have a different sense of time and they don't mind waiting as much as we do, but it could be a really long time before any adventurers run near you, especially if you live in a really secluded forest or inside of a forest maze or something. So this treant is yawning. Also, he's got an owl perched on him.

#107 & 108: AQUATIC JELLY THINGS

Some kind of octopus/jelly fish girl and some kind of blob with sunglasses riding a surfboard. They're supposed to glow in the dark or something but they don't seem to work.

#109: DEVOUT SLUG

This slug is so devout to whatever his religion is that he carries a temple on his back all the time. As you push him along a wheel on the bottom makes the temple bounce up and down. Also, his buck teeth and straw hat are fairly racist, so that's cool.

#110: NATURE DIORAMA

A sentient sunflower is helping a family of snails cross a river by holding her leaf out for them. Isn't that nice. This is a particularly pretty and complicated to build toy, with a lot of parts, but it's not really much of a toy and is just a diorama. I like it though. I can appreciate art.