EGGS DAY 7

#76: BEETLE BUG THING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS OR WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO

I'm not sure what this creature is or how to operate it. The instructions show pushing it down into the stand, which I can do, and then it locks in and you're supposed to do something to make it leap up or something but I can't get it to work at all. Well, they can't all be winners.

#77: LIGHT ABSORBER GUYS

There's two of these, but they came together in the same capsule, so they count as one toy. You have a little gremlin guy there in red, and a yellow fairy girl. If you keep them in the light for a while they will soak it up and then if you run to a dark area and they'll glow for a little while. Basically they're really inconvenient flashlights.

#78, 79, & 80: DUPLICATE TOYS

I've already gotten all of these before and I don't even like any of them that much so FUCK THESE

#81: CAT LANTERN (CATERN)

Another one in the same series as that fish and frog. You can't see it in the photograph but he has a tail that oddly has a fish drawn on it.

#82: RUBBERY KANGAROO THIEF

Definitley a kangaroo, but he's either got eyes like a raccoon or is wearing a thief mask. Made of the same rubbery plastic as the rubbery aliens, and just like them he does not bounce well at all.

#83: CONSTRUCTION POD

A digging construction vehicle that does not seem to have anywhere for a driver to sit. Maybe it digs up the dirt and then places them inside the green capsule-half. Maybe it is remotely operated. He has cool treads that work well.

#84: METAL CAR

Most of this car is normal plastic, but that middle part is METAL. I've read that Kinder Eggs that are metal are more rare but I dunno if there are some that are entirely metal like that were made before plastic was invented or if just having a metal part like this one counts as it being rare. But it's still pretty cool, as far as cars go.

AND NOW...

THE BEST TOY SO FAR

I fucking love this guy. He looks kind of like a Richard Scarry character except that he isn't an animal. He's just a peg, but he has a car that comes in two parts. The back half of the car can slide into the front, and then you put the peg guy in the hole in the middle to lock the car together. This allows the car to bend, which is unneccessary, because that's not even how cars work, but that makes it even better. And check out how big his nose is. What a cool guy.